Thursday 13 - think about this:

 

1. My psychologist told me I was crazy. I told him I wanted a second opinion. He said: OK. You're ugly too.
2. If you never succeed the first time, you'd better not go skydiving.
3. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worried about never happened.
4. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you're running after it than when you're in it.
5. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be
6. I always take life with a grain of salt... and smoked salmon...and whisky.
7. Laugh about your problems, everybody else does
8. My opinions may have changed, but not to fact that I am always right.
9. When you feel you want to fight fire with fire, remember the firefighters usually use water.
10. Does the content of this bottle smell like chloroform to you?
11. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
12. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
13. It's not the fall that kills you, but the sudden stop at the end.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    

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About **Syl

Syl: "Life is a chain of challenges. Sometimes the largest challenges are we ourselves. Facing life, facing others and facing yourself requires either a worryless attitude or plain courage. Most of the time it is dealing with judgement. Maybe life is about getting rid of it."