Thursday 13 - Good advice?

 

1. Just put your head in the microwave to realign your braincells
   
2. Can the kitchendoor be opened?
   Yes, just smash the window.
3. Ignore science, just a few years of school and common sense will do.
4. If you need a flashlight and there is none at your phone. Take a video of the sun and use it in the dark.
5. If you have a dishwasher and no dishwasher detergent available, use regular dish soap.
6. If you don't feel like doing the dishes, put water in the bowl and some clean plates in the draining rack and say that you were disturbed by someone at the door.
7. If you can’t blind them with brilliance, baffle them with nonsense.
8. When you are ill and on the runs, drink boiling water to sterilize your gut.
9. Your phone gone wet? Put it in the microwave.
10. If you have a bit of money, show others you have and doors will open.
11. Start smoking so your lungs will be used to dirty air in case your appartment building is on fire.
12. Only marry the perfect partner
    
13. If you feel like you need vitamins, look online to find out which ones.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    

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About **Syl

Syl: "Life is a chain of challenges. Sometimes the largest challenges are we ourselves. Facing life, facing others and facing yourself requires either a worryless attitude or plain courage. Most of the time it is dealing with judgement. Maybe life is about getting rid of it."