- I want to talk with you about climate change, but right now it is too cold.
- You always have a choice, but you might not like the options.
- I have a stepladder. My real ladder left when I was a kid.
- There is no "i" in denial.
- You don't need a parachute to jump out of a flying plane.You need a parachute to do it twice.
- Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
- I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
- You're not completely useless. You can always serve as bad example.
- I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I am OK
- I, for one, like Roman numerals.
- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
- What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
- I didn't believe the neighbour was a contruction thief until I went to the neighbour's wife for a coffee. Al the signs were there.
I like #2. Some of those feel like dad jokes.
ReplyDeleteYes, they do. Lol!
DeleteFun. I'm still trying to figure out t he parachute one.
ReplyDeleteWhen you jump without a parachute, you won't ever jump again, as you will die.
DeleteWhen you jump with a parachute you will land and be able to jump again.