Thursday 13 - Conversation Starters

 


  1. I want to talk with you about climate change, but right now it is too cold.
  2. You always have a choice, but you might not like the options.
  3. I have a stepladder. My real ladder left when I was a kid.
  4. There is no "i" in denial.
  5. You don't need a parachute to jump out of a flying plane.You need a parachute to do it twice.
  6. Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
  7. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
  8. You're not completely useless. You can always serve as  bad example.
  9. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I am OK
  10. I, for one, like Roman numerals.
  11. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
  12. What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
  13. I didn't believe the neighbour was a contruction thief until I went to the neighbour's wife for a coffee. Al the signs were there.

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About **Syl

Syl: "Life is a chain of challenges. Sometimes the largest challenges are we ourselves. Facing life, facing others and facing yourself requires either a worryless attitude or plain courage. Most of the time it is dealing with judgement. Maybe life is about getting rid of it."
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4 Comments:

  1. I like #2. Some of those feel like dad jokes.

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  2. Fun. I'm still trying to figure out t he parachute one.

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    1. When you jump without a parachute, you won't ever jump again, as you will die.
      When you jump with a parachute you will land and be able to jump again.

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